Thursday, February 02, 2012

why I won't be giving you a dollar

Dear dude on the corner,

even if i had a dollar, you would never see it for the following reasons:

1) you yelled at me from across the street.

2) you got my attention by yelling, "hey, sweetheart!"

3) you proceeded to demand, rather than ask, that I "give [you] a dollar so [you] can get something to eat."


mmm... nope.

-mo


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